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Not the Droids

by artguyaaron

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 7 - Jan 9
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 4 - Jan 6
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 12 - Jan 14
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don't focus on the negative.

3rd place in Derby #464: Robots with 113 votes!

great moments in literature [if the characters were robots]

Don Quixote: Quixote obliterates windmill. Quixano lives forever.

Moby Dick: Ishmael obliterates whale.

Ulysses: Molly asks herself a series of binary questions. Obliterates John Connor.

Canterbury Tales: Chaucer reveals stomach full of circuitry. Battles Wife of Bath in epic showdown. Obliterates cathedral.

Les Miserables: Javert confronts Valjean. Cites 4th directive as impediment to justice. Rescues old man. No wait this is the ending of RoboCop.

War and Peace: Nobody has ever actually read this book.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 28.001s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Not the Droids by artguyaaron
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.