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Not the penguin

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 18 - Jul 19
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 16
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

... and it's not even Friday.

3rd Place in Derby #370: Adorable, with 245 votes!

Some things you may not know about penguins.

  • 52% of penguins in Siberia suffer from alcoholism.
  • Ancient Greeks entered the city of Troy using immense wooden penguins secretly filled with sprinkles.
  • All penguins born before 1970 were made entirely of asbestos.
  • Penguins can, indeed, possess Happy Feet, but only with the aid of SSRIs.
  • Genghis Khan married six women and one penguin of undetermined gender.
  • Penguins can be tapped for delicious and heart-healthy syrup.
  • Penguins are prone to jealousy and struggle to maintain healthy relationships.
  • Isaac Newton wrote his theory of universal gravitation after seeing a penguin plunge from space, then burst into flames on atmospheric reentry.
  • Penguins were purchased by the Sara Lee corporation and marketed as lingerie in the 1990s.
  • Penguins get their distinctive waddle from their swollen and debilitating cankles.
  • Penguin antlers can be used for stew.
  • Penguins are eager and enthusiastic cannibals.
  • Queen Elizabeth owns 5 Corgis, 8 penguins, AND Canadian funny man Martin Short.
  • Penguins spontaneously ignite when tickled. Get out there and start a-ticklin’!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 58.999s
First Sucker:
LisaHamilton
Last Wooter to Woot:
mskleo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Not the penguin by walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.