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Not what I meant

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 01 - Mar 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
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Time to Share

2nd place in Derby #264: Your Third and Final Wish, Editors' Choice.

This is a TRUE STORY, with REAL PEOPLE.

PLEASE CLICK SHARE IN ORDER TO SHARE IT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

A 50-something year old white woman wearing totally racist clothing arrived at her seat on a crowded flight only to find she would be sitting next to a penguin. Disgusted, she complained to the flight attendant and demanded a new seat.

"Let me see if we have an appropriate seating arrangement," said the flight attendant, very careful not to indicate whose seat - the woman's or the penguin's - would change (more on that later). She went away to go check, and when she came back, reported that there were no more seats left in economy. "But there may be a seat in first class, so let me go talk to the captain."

Ten minutes later, she returned. "It turns out we do have something available in first class. And while it is not our policy to upgrade a person's seat, I would hate to see someone have to suffer through a flight next to an unpleasant person." Then, before the white woman (who everyone in the airplane HATED because she stood for all that was wrong in the world) could say anything, the flight attendant turned to the penguin and said, "So, Mr. Penguin, please gather you things and follow me away from this unpleasant person into first class."

Everyone applauded and cheered!

And then later, when they were in the air, and people started getting hungry, they decided to eat the 50-something year old white woman instead of the complimentary peanuts.

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Wear this shirt: while flying to Antarctica.

Don't wear this shirt: if you see the world as simply black and white.

This shirt tells the world: "I always request a window seat."

We call this color: flights always leave slate.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Not what I meant by walmazan
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