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Not What I Seem

by Jessica Hill

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 16 - Jul 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 15
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Fire Shop With Me

Maybe we’re wrong. Maybe that’s just a bluebird with a flat top. But we don’t think so.

Mysterious things happen in those woods. People say there’s a white light that no one can explain. Other people hear electricity and what sounds like a curtain opening. No one knows for sure. Ever since what happened at the beauty pageant people are too scared to go up there and look. You know what, let’s not talk about the beauty pageant any more. Ever again.

Every now and then, if you’re out too late, you’ll see a flutter out of the corner of your eye. You’ll tell yourself it isn’t anything and then you’ll see it there, on a bare tree, eyes like a freaky emoticon. You’ll feel it pulling at you, like it wants to take you back to wherever it came from. That’s probably what happened to that blonde cheerleader back in ‘89. The night can sure be a scary place.

Wear this shirt: when you’re drinking damned fine coffee and eating damned good cherry pie. Also try not to swear so much, please. Kids read this page.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the King of the Beavers.

This shirt tells the world: ”...and they shipped it to me wrapped in plastic! Wasn’t that awesome of them?”

We call this color: Owlive. Easiest one we’ve ever done. Thanks, Jessica.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
azn0415
Last Wooter to Woot:
pegleggedpete

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Not What I Seem by Jessica Hill
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.