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Not What I Seem

by Jessica Hill

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 03 - Dec 04
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 01
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Fire Shop With Me

Maybe we’re wrong. Maybe that’s just a bluebird with a flat top. But we don’t think so.

Mysterious things happen in those woods. People say there’s a white light that no one can explain. Other people hear electricity and what sounds like a curtain opening. No one knows for sure. Ever since what happened at the beauty pageant people are too scared to go up there and look. You know what, let’s not talk about the beauty pageant any more. Ever again.

Every now and then, if you’re out too late, you’ll see a flutter out of the corner of your eye. You’ll tell yourself it isn’t anything and then you’ll see it there, on a bare tree, eyes like a freaky emoticon. You’ll feel it pulling at you, like it wants to take you back to wherever it came from. That’s probably what happened to that blonde cheerleader back in ‘89. The night can sure be a scary place.

Wear this shirt: when you’re drinking damned fine coffee and eating damned good cherry pie. Also try not to swear so much, please. Kids read this page.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the King of the Beavers.

This shirt tells the world: ”...and they shipped it to me wrapped in plastic! Wasn’t that awesome of them?”

We call this color: Owlive. Easiest one we’ve ever done. Thanks, Jessica.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Not What I Seem by Jessica Hill
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.