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Not Your Father's Sports Drink

by Oneshoeoff

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 11 - Nov 13
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 8 - Nov 11
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 16 - Nov 18
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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2nd place in Derby #583: Exercise!

EXT: A hot summer's day. LUKE is on a JET SKI. It shakes and LUKE falls off. Two BIKINI GIRLS laugh. PREP THE HUTT  points and goes HO HO HO. LUKE is angry. Then OLD BENJI whistles. LUKE looks. OLD BENJI throws a sports drink to LUKE. The BIKINI GIRLS looks shocked. LUKE uses THE FORCE to levitate back onto the JET SKI. PREP THE HUTT's jaw drops. OLD BENJI gives a thumbs up to LUKE. LUKE gives a thumbs up to the camera. TITLES.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.557s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Not Your Father's Sports Drink by Oneshoeoff
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.