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Now I Nerd my ABCs

by Zachary Trover

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

pop quiz

Always Be Clothing

New Heroes for a New Era

Lady Hairbag: What’s in her magic bag oh it’s hair

Chef Paradox: Sent from the future to marry his grandfather’s stew

Dr. Bass: Is he a fish? Is he a guitar? Is he a professor? Is he a spy? Is he a ninja? HE IS ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS

The Chuckler: Haunted by unspeakable memories that are triggered by the sound of laughter

Horse Patterson: A horse. Reluctant chosen successor to a throne of some description. Father of 5 human children.

Generic Female: But her co-star is, like, a badass dude, so you’ll wanna watch the show

Sandwich bandit: You weren’t gonna eat the whole thing anyway

Gary: An average joe by day AND ALSO BY NIGHT

COPYBOT: The most sophisticated copywriting robot to come out of the 1950s. Wrote this whole terrible thing.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 15.667s
First Sucker:
wootvan
Last Wooter to Woot:
ArieRegan

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Now I Nerd my ABCs by Zachary Trover
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.