Ocean R.E.M.

by tgentry

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Captain Nemo In Slumberland

Bedtime, it’s a bit like casting off on a voyage, isn’t it? It’s like you’re afloat on the S.S. Nocturne, sailing into the kingdom of Somnus. Or you’re not sailing, you’re sinking—sinking into unconsciousness. Or you’re drifting. Yeah, you’re drifting off to sleep. You’ll slumber as deep as the sea, and you’ll dream mysterious, wet dreams. Wait, that’s not how we meant that.

This shirt was designed by: Tgentry again! Man, this guy’s done more woot-related work in the last few weeks than certain of our developers who shall remain nameless. Check out his Watch It Grow and Eating Healthy shirts, still available.

Wear this shirt: to bed, obvs.

Don’t wear this shirt: around nyctophobes who are also cephalopodaphobes. Seriously, think of how you’re making them feel.

This shirt tells the world: “If this bed’s a-rockin’, please wake me from my horrible nightmare about being dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a terrifying octopus.”

We call this color: Stand Navy Out To Sleep

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 2708C - 2727C - 2627C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
rosewoof
Last Wooter to Woot:
meridithellen

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Ocean R.E.M. by tgentry
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