Bedtime, it’s a bit like casting off on a voyage, isn’t it? It’s like you’re afloat on the S.S. Nocturne, sailing into the kingdom of Somnus. Or you’re not sailing, you’re sinking—sinking into unconsciousness. Or you’re drifting. Yeah, you’re drifting off to sleep. You’ll slumber as deep as the sea, and you’ll dream mysterious, wet dreams. Wait, that’s not how we meant that.

This shirt was designed by: Tgentry again! Man, this guy’s done more woot-related work in the last few weeks than certain of our developers who shall remain nameless. Check out his Watch It Grow and Eating Healthy shirts, still available.

Wear this shirt: to bed, obvs.

Don’t wear this shirt: around nyctophobes who are also cephalopodaphobes. Seriously, think of how you’re making them feel.

This shirt tells the world: “If this bed’s a-rockin’, please wake me from my horrible nightmare about being dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a terrifying octopus.”

We call this color: Stand Navy Out To Sleep

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