8 Tentacles? That's a bit confusing.

Oh octopus, great octopus!

"Yes, my disciple?"

Tell me how your tentacles are so bountiful.

"Ummm, they're actually called eightacles."

What?

"Yeah, there aren't ten of them. There are eight. Eightacles."

I didn't think that it mattered the number, oh, beloved octopus.

"Well, umm, it matters to me. Eightacles."

Okay, okay. I get it.

"Oh, you get it? You think you know what it's like to have tentacles?"

You just said tentacles.

"I can say whatever I want about them. I'm the one who has them."

You're being a jerk about it now.

"No, you are."

No, you are.

"Um, everyone who thinks I'm being a jerk, raise a tentacle. Now, how about everyone who thinks this other guy is being a jerk? Wow, I counted 8 tentacles to 0 in favor of you being the jerk."

I hate you.

"Sounds like Mr. Grumpy needs a little tickling!"

STOP IT, STOP IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I can't stay mad at you.

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