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Octospelled

by capttylor34

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 05 - Oct 06
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 02
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From The Greek, Meaning “Eight-Pussed”

3rd place in Derby #63: Art as Text, with 738 votes!

I’d rather be an octopus, an octopus I say
It’s better to be octopus than man
An octopus can use his tentacles all kinds of ways
We two-armed human types can’t use our hands

An octopus can wave goodbye with four times as much fervor
As a person can when waving farewell wishes
He’s excellently qualified for working as a server
In a bistro where there’s lots and lots of dishes

For semaphore, for trading stocks, for climbing jungle gyms
The octopus’s tentacles are better
He can play a mean marimba, or spell words with his limbs
And with so many limbs, spell words with lots of letters

This shirt was designed by: capttylor34, who claims yo momma so dumb, she thought eight tentacles was the net Speedo contents of one men’s beach volleyball game.

Wear this shirt: to your favorite sushi place, order by pointing at your torso, and see if they serve octopus to you or vice-versa.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have eight arms; you’ll find it has too few sleeves.

This shirt tells the world: “Go Army”

We call this color: Royal Blue

 

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

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  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Octospelled by capttylor34
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.