3rd place in Derby #84: The Sea, with 796 votes!

Rubber Ducky, aye, ‘tis thee
Hurled and tossed on an angry sea
Rubber Ducky, you’re going to capsize for sure
Rubber Ducky, what made you
Venture out on the ocean blue?
Rubber Ducky, on just a three-hour tour

Not designed with the thought in mind of seafaring
But nonetheless you’re tryin’ it—you are, I admit, daring
(Is that a snorkel that you’re wearing?)

Rubber Ducky, desperate squeaks
Issues forth from your rubber beak
Rubber Ducky, you’re gonna capsize for sure

Rubber Ducky, looks like you’re
Destined for the ocean floor
Rubber Ducky, you’re going to capsize
Rubber Ducky, hope you’ve said your goodbyes
Rubber Ducky, you’re going to capsize for sure

Wear this shirt: while eating blueberry cobbler, and barely worry about getting any on you.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the tub. It inhibits effective scrub-a-dub-dubbing.

This shirt tells the world: “Who dares wins. Or, more likely, drowns.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Duck, After Our Favorite Character From The As-Yet Unproduced LONESOME DOVE Spinoff, “LONESOME DOVE BABIES.”

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