Hey, how you feeling today? Are you feeling OK? Because look, if you’re sick, we’d much rather you took a personal day. If the rest of the office supplies pick up whatever you’ve got, we’re really in trouble. Tell you what – why don’t you head on home for the rest of the day? I’m sure some paper clips can fill in for you until you’re feeling better.

This shirt was designed by: Kyle Starks, just a boy from Indiana who likes to draw – mostly scenes from famous movies re-enacted by guinea pigs. They grow ‘em weird in the Hoosier State.

Wear this shirt: to subtly warn your co-workers not to mess with your stapler or who knows what they’ll catch.

Don’t wear this shirt: if a stapler you know has recently died due to respiratory illness. Then it’s not funny.

This shirt tells the world: “But I can’t get sick! I hold everything together around here!”

We call this color: Heather Gra- Gra- GraAAACHOOO

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