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Oh Burned!!!

by JadenKale

$19.00 + free shipping
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Sometimes You Scare Us

3rd place in Derby #44: Summer, with 747 votes!

What is it with you guys? Yesterday we had those poor terrified lemons and today we’re watching a marshmallow turn into Harvey Dent. Is that how you all spend your afternoons? If we looked through your notebooks, would it be filled with pictures of spoon-stabbed grapefruits weeping sour tears and tiny cupcakes screaming as they bang hopelessly against the walls of an Easy-Bake Oven? Do you line up your broccoli in front of the steamer and demand it answer you or face the consequences? What sort of twisted gourmands walk our streets in secret?

This shirt was designed by: our forums friend JadenKale, who, like the vegetable she is named after, posts pretty much all the time. We’re glad you’re here, JK, but honestly, we’re worried and think maybe you should go for a bike ride or something. Your collard green cousins miss you.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going to be out in the sun. Maybe it will remind you to put on sunscreen every few hours. No one wants to risk their health.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re planning to go drinking with a friend in a graham cracker shirt and a friend in a square of chocolate shirt. Unless you’re into that.

This shirt tells the world: “I have no nutritional value whatsoever and yet am loved by millions!”

We call this color: Orange You Glad We Now Ship Internationally?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
dave5104
Last Wooter to Woot:
bugsmom

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Oh Burned!!! by JadenKale
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.