3rd place in Derby #44: Summer, with 747 votes!

What is it with you guys? Yesterday we had those poor terrified lemons and today we’re watching a marshmallow turn into Harvey Dent. Is that how you all spend your afternoons? If we looked through your notebooks, would it be filled with pictures of spoon-stabbed grapefruits weeping sour tears and tiny cupcakes screaming as they bang hopelessly against the walls of an Easy-Bake Oven? Do you line up your broccoli in front of the steamer and demand it answer you or face the consequences? What sort of twisted gourmands walk our streets in secret?

This shirt was designed by: our forums friend JadenKale, who, like the vegetable she is named after, posts pretty much all the time. We’re glad you’re here, JK, but honestly, we’re worried and think maybe you should go for a bike ride or something. Your collard green cousins miss you.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going to be out in the sun. Maybe it will remind you to put on sunscreen every few hours. No one wants to risk their health.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re planning to go drinking with a friend in a graham cracker shirt and a friend in a square of chocolate shirt. Unless you’re into that.

This shirt tells the world: “I have no nutritional value whatsoever and yet am loved by millions!”

We call this color: Orange You Glad We Now Ship Internationally?

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