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Oh Crud

Standard
Tee
Olive
Limit 15 per customer

Here There Be Eggshells

Tied for Third Place in Derby #32 (Line Art)!

Which came first: the horribly charred knight or the egg? Too bad this paladin is about to be a baby dragon’s paladinner, because the newborn beast couldn’t be more adorable. We don’t know whether to pierce its heart with our lance or pinch its cheeks. Also, we’re not sure if the titular exclamation is historically accurate, but then neither are dragons.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member Beefcoat. Along with this Derby-approved shirt design, he can also add “created evocatively digusting Woot username” to his CV. (We’re assuming it’s a he – not to be chauvinist, but it’s a rare woman indeed who’d choose to be publicly identified as “Beefcoat”.)

Wear this shirt: to remind us that for every Gary Gygax we lose, a dragon is born to take his place.

Don’t wear this shirt: on a first date, unless you’re pretty sure your date owns a twenty-sided die, in which case they’ll probably propose marriage.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m a walking Dragon magazine caption-that-cartoon contest.”

We call this color: Dragon’s-Egg Olive.

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Features

Printed Size:
3X – M: 10.5” x 12.49”
S-WS: 7.87” x 9.36”

Color(s):
- 7547 C 

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Olive Woot Tee

Specs

Olive Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 48.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 36% < 10 woots
  • 32% < 25 woots
  • 21% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 50% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 14% bought 1
  • 81% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.