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Oh, Hole-y Night

by rglee129

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 30 - Jun 01
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 30
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Oh, Hole-y Night

3rd place in Derby #123: Christmas & Holiday Songs Illustrated with 749 votes!

HEY! HEY YOU UP THERE! Would you mind knocking it off? We’re trying to find a kid down here!

What do mean you were just trying to help? Huh? No, no, no, I think you got it wrong there, pally. The word is “holy”, as in “sacred”? It’s supposed to be a HOLY night, not, you know, what you’re doing there to the sky with your scissors and your wrecking everything. You must’ve gotten confused because it’s a homonym. A HOMONYM! YES, WE’RE SURE! We’re Wise Men, after all. You’d think we of all people would know, wouldn’t you?

Look, would you just fix the sky, please?! We’d been following the same star for ages until you came up and cut out the piece it was in. YES, IT IS SORT OF IMPORTANT. Jiminy Christmas, can you believe this guy? Sits up there for half the day and doesn’t know what a… YES, MR. SUN, ALL OF THE HOLES NEED FIXING. NO, WE DON’T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY TAPE WITH US. Unless you can fix it with gold, myrrh, or this frankin-whoozle Murray brought with him, we can’t help you there, buddy.

Wear this shirt: during the season, making sure to point at the print and demanding to know whether or not someone “gets it”.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Midnight Mass choir practice. I’m not Catholic, but I hear some of those nuns can be humorless and mean.

This shirt tells the world: “So there’s a hole in the ozone layer. Could be worse, you know.”

We call this color: It’s Not Asphalt, He Just Misunderstood

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.000s
First Sucker:
wildberryrush
Last Wooter to Woot:
jcai08

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Oh, Hole-y Night by rglee129
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