Oh Well

Brand Standard

Style Tee

Color Navy

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Shrugs, Not Drugs

Let's hear it for numb, passive acceptance! Schubert believes in nothing and cares about nothing, including whether his pet Anaximenes is a cat or a dog. Together, their can't-do spirit gets them into all sorts of scraps and scrapes, to which Schubert shrugs indifferently. Yet, we wonder: would his apathy extend to the barber's chair? Bro's sporting a pretty razor-sharp coif, for a nihilist.

This shirt was designed by: Chicago-via-Cincinnati cartoonsmith Paul Hornschemeier draws Forlorn Funnies and reports News and Headlice. His creations Schubert and Anaximenes will soon appear in book form, if they can be bothered.

Wear this shirt: to manage the expectations of potential mates.

Don't wear this shirt: to tour a concentration camp, Indian massacre site, or other historical tragedy tourist attraction.

This shirt tells the world: "When life gives you lemons, take a nap."

We call this color: In The Navy, Out Of The Navy, What's The Difference?

Features

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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Specs

Navy Woot Tee

Specs

Navy Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 16.000s

Purchaser Experience

22% first woot
12% second woot
44% < 10 woots
16% < 25 woots
7% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

13% joined today
3% one week old
10% one month old
37% one year old
38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
4% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
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