Nothing Can Stop Me Now I Just Don’t Care
Man, it’s all propaganda, man. Big Pig, goes all the way back to the
war. You think Arable was evil? He was the small farmer, man, just
trying to make a living. Just like that spider, man, doin’ a nice thing
for somebody. And who took advantage? The pig, man. Big Pig strikes
Six weeks later what do we get? Everybody’s dead,
man. The farm is just a publicity machine, nobody has time to plant
crops, the spider’s dead and all those hungry babies have decimated the
local mosquito population for years to come. But that pig, man, that
pig is gonna go on television!
That’s what they do, man.
They profit off the work of others. They sit there and make decisions
about who they have to let go and who they have to bring in and it’s
all about them. And then when it goes bad they get a bailout. I say
bring the whole thing down, man. I say we should be more like that swan
who played the horn. A little watercress each day is sustainable, man.
This shirt was designed by: barthesis, who is either making a statement that Roland Barthes exists or got his Masters’ in mixology. Either way, great job!
Wear this shirt: to get a sausage biscuit at your local Pump-N-Pay!
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re visiting a Muslim. There’s really a lot going on here that could be taken the wrong way if someone was so inclined.
This shirt tells the world: “Look, after Alaska opens up, we won’t NEED anything else! Honest!”
We call this color: Aby-bay Lue-bay
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