Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Oil Kings

by barthesis

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 6 - Dec 8
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 3 - Dec 5
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 11 - Dec 14
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Nothing Can Stop Me Now I Just Don’t Care

Man, it’s all propaganda, man. Big Pig, goes all the way back to the war. You think Arable was evil? He was the small farmer, man, just trying to make a living. Just like that spider, man, doin’ a nice thing for somebody. And who took advantage? The pig, man. Big Pig strikes again.

Six weeks later what do we get? Everybody’s dead, man. The farm is just a publicity machine, nobody has time to plant crops, the spider’s dead and all those hungry babies have decimated the local mosquito population for years to come. But that pig, man, that pig is gonna go on television!

That’s what they do, man. They profit off the work of others. They sit there and make decisions about who they have to let go and who they have to bring in and it’s all about them. And then when it goes bad they get a bailout. I say bring the whole thing down, man. I say we should be more like that swan who played the horn. A little watercress each day is sustainable, man. It’s sustainable.

This shirt was designed by: barthesis, who is either making a statement that Roland Barthes exists or got his Masters’ in mixology. Either way, great job!

Wear this shirt: to get a sausage biscuit at your local Pump-N-Pay!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re visiting a Muslim. There’s really a lot going on here that could be taken the wrong way if someone was so inclined.

This shirt tells the world: “Look, after Alaska opens up, we won’t NEED anything else! Honest!”

We call this color: Aby-bay Lue-bay

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

13%
6%
2%
2%
1%
2%
3%
7%
8%
8%
7%
6%
4%
5%
4%
4%
3%
3%
2%
1%
3%
2%
2%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
1%
96%
1%
1%
0%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Quarantine Festival Remix
    $1500$3200
  2. The Santalorian
    $1500$3200
  3. Catzilla Attacks! Dark Remix
    $1500$3200
  4. The Way of Bounty Hunters Remix
    $1500$3200
Oil Kings by barthesis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.