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Oil Lang Syne

by The Acceptorator

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 6 - Jan 8
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 3 - Jan 5
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 11 - Jan 13
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Oily In The Mornin’

The best part of the future is that you can change it.

Well, that was pretty awful, wasn’t it? Two big zeros for three hundred and sixty five days. Even the good parts had that greasy film clinging to it, making everyone feel dirty. There’s still a lot of gunk to clean away, but you know what? There’s some light coming through.

Because we can’t rely on some outside power to come and take care of our problems. Those outside powers pretty much CAUSED all the problems. They’re not here, what do they care? They wake up to clean water and rising bank accounts, so why would they make the effort? Cleaning up their mess is going to be our job, plain and simple. We are the pelicans. We carry the brooms. And we’re going to have to make the difference.

2011 might take a little work at first, but if we start now, we’ll have this place looking fantastic when the Mayans come back.

Wear this shirt: with your oil’d acquaintances.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a time traveller. You’d try to help, but you’d really only make it worse.

This shirt tells the world: “No, we’re not just going to let it go.”

We call this color: Black Gold, Texas Tea

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 15.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Oil Lang Syne by The Acceptorator
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.