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Old School Elements

by Simic

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

2nd place in Derby #540: Elements of Fashion

Isn't it funny how our knowledge of the elements has grown over the years? In the 1970s, we only knew about three elements. And boy, did they have a funky horn section. Then, by the early 1990s, we'd discovered a few more! And they were so exciting! But as we grew, we began to doubt ourselves. We turned away from what we knew. We made jokes with our other friends, jokes like "HEART? WHAT KIND OF A CRAP ELEMENTAL POWER IS HEART? BOY DID HE GET THE SHAFT ON POWER DAY, RIGHT?"

And slowly, our world turned a little darker.

So now let us stand together and reconsider. Let us look at what "grown-up" thoughts have done to the Batman vs Superman franchise, and compare it to the profits of Ant-Man and Guardians Of The Galaxy. Let us consider that maybe the power to control the elements, the banking systems, the WORLD is useless without the love of those around you. What good is endless stacks of elements if all they can do is keep score? WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT HEART?????

Maybe, just maybe, the real secret to growing up is learning that there's only one element that binds the others together. And it's not sodium. Although, in the right mixture, that really CAN tie a dish together, can't it?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 44.008s
First Sucker:
salilnoodle
Last Wooter to Woot:
keenanbrock

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Old School Elements by Simic
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.