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One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo Clock

by Robbie Lee

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 01 - Mar 03
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Nurse, Please Pass Me That Ratchet

Everybody loves you as long as you play ball.

Sure, people think you’re adorable when you’re popping out of your hole every hour to sing them a little song. Just follow orders, do as you’re told, make yourself useful. But the minute you start to dream, the second you step out of line, they’ll try to tell you you’re broken. Well, they can’t fool me. Defective? Defective? Your whole system is defective.

Wear this shirt: to hide your wings from the bounty hunters.

Don’t wear this shirt: in any manner other than the officially approved one, or they’ll lock you up and pump you full of dope.

This shirt tells the world: “I must be crazy to be in a loony clock like this.”

We call this color: A Clockwork Green.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
faultylogic83
Last Wooter to Woot:
wallingmj

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo Clock by Robbie Lee
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.