One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo Clock

by Robbie Lee

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Nurse, Please Pass Me That Ratchet

Everybody loves you as long as you play ball.

Sure, people think you’re adorable when you’re popping out of your hole every hour to sing them a little song. Just follow orders, do as you’re told, make yourself useful. But the minute you start to dream, the second you step out of line, they’ll try to tell you you’re broken. Well, they can’t fool me. Defective? Defective? Your whole system is defective.

Wear this shirt: to hide your wings from the bounty hunters.

Don’t wear this shirt: in any manner other than the officially approved one, or they’ll lock you up and pump you full of dope.

This shirt tells the world: “I must be crazy to be in a loony clock like this.”

We call this color: A Clockwork Green.

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
5773C - 438C - 553C- 607C - 2707C- Cool Gray 11C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
faultylogic83
Last Wooter to Woot:
tanwaxlake

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo Clock by Robbie Lee
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