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One of Those Days

by Charity Ryan

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 26 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
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Cal and Marty

Oh, man, even the intern is laughing at you.

Dude, really. I don’t say this to be cruel, but you’ve got to shape up, okay? I mean, they’re talking about you in the boardroom, and not in a good way.

Look at yourself. Your shirt’s unbuttoned, you’ve got that tie just hanging there like you were in a fight with a whale or something, and what’s that? Is that a spear in your pocket? Yeah, well, it doesn’t matter to me if you stay out all night with Captain Nemo and his friends, but I’ll tell you what does matter, it does matter that I’ve got reports to finish, and if you don’t have your graphs done, I can’t get my data to the V.P. at the weekly meeting. And when he asks me what the problem is, do you think I’m going to take one for the team or something? Because I gotta say, right now, you’re the weakest link, if you follow me.

It’d be one thing if this was a once-in-a-blue-moon thing, but this is every day! Every freaking day! I mean, maybe take a personal inventory or something, you know? Are you just sabotaging yourself? Is this the job you even want to do?

Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself. My name’s Marty, it’s my first day here. Good to meet you.

Wear this shirt: under a dark and distinguished button-down, vest and suit coat.

Don’t wear this shirt: unless you’re making a krilling. Shirts are for closers.

This shirt tells the world: “If you’re going to get in the company ink at least don’t make it so obvious.”

We call this color: Hey, Isn’t That Kelly Green Over There? The One You Have A Crush On? Sure Must Be Embarrassing, Huh? Knowing She’s Seeing You Like This?

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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One of Those Days by Charity Ryan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.