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Only When I'm Awake

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

Style Tee

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Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 24 - Mar 26
Express - Estimated delivery Mar 21 - Mar 23
Standard International - Estimated delivery Mar 29 - Mar 31
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2nd place in Derby #656: Snarkasm

Oh boy. It sure is great to be here with all of you good looking people this morning for the Sarcastic Symposium. There's nothing I love better than meeting in a hotel conference room at 7:30 in the morning. And how about that hotel breakfast bar? Wasn't that something? It really was. It really really was something.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 10m 3.663s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
94% second woot
6% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

6% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
6% one year old
88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

94% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
3%	1%	2%	1%	1%	3%	3%	3%	6%	4%	6%	4%	9%	5%	6%	5%	4%	7%	5%	8%	3%	5%	4%	5%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	11%	6%	2%	4%	60%	13%

Woots by State

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