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Only When I'm Awake

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 04 - Feb 05
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 02
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

2nd place in Derby #656: Snarkasm

Oh boy. It sure is great to be here with all of you good looking people this morning for the Sarcastic Symposium. There's nothing I love better than meeting in a hotel conference room at 7:30 in the morning. And how about that hotel breakfast bar? Wasn't that something? It really was. It really really was something.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
10m 3.663s
First Sucker:
larrythegee
Last Wooter to Woot:
lloydentoigen

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

4%
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Only When I'm Awake by Patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.