Opawesome!
by Robbie Lee
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1. Everyone knows that opossums like to play dead, but what you probably don't know is that they also enjoy playing all kinds of card games and board games.
2. An adult opossum has fifty teeth in its mouth. That's one tooth for every state in the U.S.!
3. Opossums are naturally immune to snake poison, a quality that allows them to enjoy snake-snacks.
4. The opossum's unique dietary requirements compel it to dine on the corpses and skeletons of other animals but their favorite delicacy is human skulls.
5. Opossums have opposable thumbs which they use to operate smartphones and laptops.
6. Using these communication devices, opossums have spent years secretly planning a military coup.
7. Opossums outfitted in tactical gear have stormed the White House, the Congress, and the U.S. Supreme Court.
9. All high-ranking government officials have been deposed and replaced with opossum counterparts.
10. Opossum is our leader. We will sacrifice our lives in the name of opossum. LONG LIVE KING OPOSSUM.
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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