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Carbon is the source of all life. So it stands to reason that it would also be the source of all adorableness as well. Because what would life be without the adorable factor? We’ll tell you what life would be without the adorable factor. Without the adorable factor life would be a two bite sandwich for the dinosaurs.

Is it any wonder that Japan is the only nation to get bombed into the future and also the nation many consider to have perfected the ultimate form of cute? Of course not! Just like a sweet little Chihuahua will roll over and pretend to smile with wide brown eyes, so too can a culture say “Please, aggressive crazy people with no knowledge of what you’ve done, please, don’t eat us! Look how adorable we are! Did we ever tell you that story about the goddess that lives in the moon?”

And then, like the humans to the dinosaurs, slowly the conquering begins. Before you know it, the great-grandkids are reading right to left. It just goes to show you. There’s a reason that carbon’s in everything that lives.

Wear this shirt: under tremendous pressure. You might turn into a diamond, and then a cartel of rich investors would control your release to maximize their profits.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re bi but don’t know any chemistry. The obvious joke would just be wasted on you.

This shirt tells the world: “Don’t call it an outdated atomic model! Call it vintage retro!”

We call this color: Most Early Advances In Atomic Adorability Happened At The Royal Blueniversity In Oxford

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