Maybe They’d Rather Hang Out With Wasabi
“38, 39, 100! Ready or not, here I come!”
“Okay, let’s see, let’s see, AHA! Oh, darn, that’s not a California roll, that’s just a balled up napkin. Oh, I’m not good at hide and seek. Why do I have to be it anyway? I never get to hide. I bet if I ever got to hide, I’d be the best. I’d get right between the ketchup bottle and pepper and pretend to be A-1 Sauce. Everyone would just pass me by and… GOTCHA! Oh, that’s not a salmon roll, it’s just an eraser with some rice stuck on it. I HATE this game!
Wait… wait! I SEE YOU, SPIDER ROLL, I SEE YOU! AND YOU, PHILADELPHIA ROLL! AND THE REST OF YOU, I SEE YOU ALL TOO! WAIT! WAIT! SLOW DOWN, I DON’T WANT TO BE IT AGAIN! I DON’T WANT… I WANT TO HIDE THIS TIME! HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF I’LL GET YOU! I’LL SHOW YOU! STOP LAUGHING! HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF WHEN I TAG YOU GUYS, YOU’LL SEE HOW GOOD I AM AT HIDING! HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF SLOW DOWN C’MON! I’LL GET YOU! HERE I COME! I’LL GET YOU!
Wear this shirt: as part of your Sir Walter Raw Lee costume.
Don’t wear this shirt: after tanning.
This shirt tells the world: “When properly prepared, I have almost no chance of being infested with parasites or diseases!”
We call this color: I Ain’t Gronna Eat Raw Fish It Grives Me Grass
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