Orktoberfest

by oakenspirit

Color Cranberry

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3rd Place in Derby #376: Fall and Octoberfest. FALLOCTOBERFEST., with 217 votes!

The Bavarian festival may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t play another rousing game of ORK! OR! GERMAN!

Riding a boar:

THAT’S AN ORK!

Lives in Central Europe:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

Lives in Middle Earth:

THAT’S AN ORK!

Participates in Love Parade:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

Invents torturous murder machines:

THAT’S AN ORK, SILLY! WHY DID YOU HESITATE? CHECK THE MISTY MOUNTAINS FOR CONTEXT.

Speaks Tolkien Black Speech:

THAT’S AN ORK!

Notoriously efficient:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

Violent and hateful:

THAT’S AN ORK! AGAIN, YOU’RE EXPECTING US TO MAKE A CERTAIN INSINUATION HERE AND THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING.

Speaks German:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

Works at SeaWorld:

THAT’S AN ORCA!

Makers of fine automobiles:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

Bred from the heats and slimes of the earth:

THAT’S AN ORK! OR FLORIDA!

Conan Stevens:

BOTH!

Thanks for playing!

Features

Hey-Hey-Hey! Shirt colors may vary slightly depending on the size you buy.
Don't worry. You’ll still look awesome.

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14”x11.72”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9”x7.53"

Pantone Colors: 155 C - 7577 C - 7417 C - Black

Features:

Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 4m 28.772s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
94% second woot
6% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

7% joined today
0% one week old
1% one month old
13% one year old
79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

94% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
5%	4%	2%	2%	1%	2%	2%	4%	7%	7%	10%	7%	5%	4%	4%	4%	4%	5%	3%	5%	3%	4%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
7%	2%	2%	3%	3%	1%	81%

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