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Orktoberfest

by oakenspirit

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Sprechen sie Schwarz Rede?

3rd Place in Derby #376: Fall and Octoberfest. FALLOCTOBERFEST., with 217 votes!

The Bavarian festival may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t play another rousing game of ORK! OR! GERMAN!

Riding a boar:

THAT’S AN ORK!

 

Lives in Central Europe:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

 

Lives in Middle Earth:

THAT’S AN ORK!

 

Participates in Love Parade:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

 

Invents torturous murder machines:

THAT’S AN ORK, SILLY! WHY DID YOU HESITATE? CHECK THE MISTY MOUNTAINS FOR CONTEXT.

 

Speaks Tolkien Black Speech:

THAT’S AN ORK!

 

Notoriously efficient:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

 

Violent and hateful:

THAT’S AN ORK! AGAIN, YOU’RE EXPECTING US TO MAKE A CERTAIN INSINUATION HERE AND THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING.

 

Speaks German:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

 

Works at SeaWorld:

THAT’S AN ORCA!

 

Makers of fine automobiles:

THAT’S A GERMAN!

 

Bred from the heats and slimes of the earth:

THAT’S AN ORK! OR FLORIDA!

 

Conan Stevens:

BOTH!

 

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 28.772s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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