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Out of Office Reply

by Matt Palmer

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 13 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 10 - Dec 13
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 18 - Dec 20
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Take A Meeting And Shove It

What’s the difference between management and the rest of us? When we don’t feel like doing our work, we have to surf the web on the sly, or walk really slowly to the bathroom and back. When managers don’t feel like working, they can always call a meeting.

This shirt was designed by: Matt Palmer, whose online bio says “Matt’s originality, flair and technical ability combine with an affable nature and a highly developed work ethic to make him invaluable to any client.” In this case, you guys are the client – how’d he do?

Wear this shirt: after you form a subcommittee to assess potential shirt-related outcomes and coordinate action items from all the major stakeholders into a report that will be presented to the larger committee (which you will also need to form) so it can determine whether the shirt proposal merits further study.

Don’t wear this shirt: to any of those meetings, unless you sew a collar onto it first.

This shirt tells the world: “We can hold a meeting, or we can get some work done, but not both at the same time.”

We call this color: Conference Room Red.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 17.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Out of Office Reply by Matt Palmer
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.