A bunny’s a critter that’s fuzzy and warm

A bunny’s a critter that’s fuzzy and warm

And prone to some mischievous pranks
A bunny will get his friend drunk at the dorm
Then tag, with a Sharpie, his flanks

A bunny might wrap a commode in Saran
Then wait for somebody to spatter
His pants and his shoes and the floor of the can
With the erstwhile contents of his bladder

Bunnies are constantly goofing around
They’re like practical jokers from Hell
Their favorite is piling themselves in a mound
In the lift at a store or hotel

They’ll pile in the car ‘cause they think that it’s funny
Completely ignoring the notice
That says “Max Capacity: Seventeen Bunnies
Signed, yours officially, Otis”

This shirt was designed by: ramyb, an unstoppable Derby juggernaut whose shirts Grim Optimism and Two Fish Who Are Red And Blue and On the Prowl and From the Ashes are all still available. Jeeze, ramyb, hope you left a little in the tank for 2009!

Wear this shirt: to your next cuddle party. Are people still having those? People are so weird.

Don’t wear this shirt: at the bottom of a pile of bunnies one dozen deep. Without being too graphic about it, let’s just say it’ll get soiled.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll get the next one.”

We call this color: Eighth Floor—Luggage, Flatware, Ladies Lingerie, Picture Postcards, Baby Blues—Watch Your Step!

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