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Over-encumbered

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
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Take only what you need to survive

OK guys, this is going to be a long backpacking trip and we won’t be anywhere near civilization, so we have to be prepared for everything. Carl: you packed the compass and maps, right? Excellent. Who has the lightweight water filtration system? Thanks Jen. I can’t stress enough how important it is to get rid of anything unnecessarily heavy. Those pounds add up quickly, and thirty miles into the trail you’re going to kick yourself for bringing that big heavy sweater.

All right, Yalde Iswund, let’s check out your pack. Hmmm, OK. There are a few red flags that pop out here. For starters, I’m sure you think you need that Daedric Warhammer of Malediction, but you’ll probably be surprised how easily you can do without it. But just a suggestion, no need to get angry.

Now, for food I usually recommend lightweight, dehydrated meal packets. I see that you packed…some Horker Meat…and Seared Slaughterfish. Those sound delicious, but are maybe not ideal. You don’t have to drop them carelessly on the ground, but OK.

I see that you brought an integrated hydration system, Yalde. That’s a great way to carry water, as it takes up a minimum amount of space and lets you – wait, is that Alto Wine? Yalde, buddy, you can’t take that. Annnnnd there it goes onto the floor. Okie dokie.

Anybody have any pre-existing health problems before we start? Any problems with ankles, backs, or knees? Oh God, Yalde, that’s horrific. I’m so sorry.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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