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Owl Rly?

by Justin Tolentino

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 22 - Jun 24
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Owls Are The New Black

Fashion designers from Paris to Milan agree: owls are the future. And why not? They hunt, they stay out all night, they carry themselves with an aloof mystery at all times. Plus they leave teeny fur packages behind after they eat, showing that they’ve worked in the food service industry long enough to understand the concept of tipping.

Owls are associated with death in many cultures, just like Naomi Campbell. They’re also the symbol of Mensa, the society full of people who annoy everyone without regard to race, creed or culture. And when owls are in a group, they’re known as Funkadelic, and often find themselves sampled by hip hop producers looking for that “owl sound”. So throw out that little black dress and sell that tuxedo, because owls are what everyone will be wearing this summer!

This shirt was designed by: Justin Tolentino, director of such movies as “Pop Fiction”, “Deaf Roof” and the smash hit about the collection industry, “Bill Bill”. He is also known for his graffiti work, his found object collage and his paintings.

Wear this shirt: anytime a owl would be appropriate. We’re thinking Owloween, or any other major Owliday.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re part of a despotic owligarchy. Boo at you, sir, boo at you!

This shirt tells the world: “Just call my naaa aaa-aaa-aa aaame, and Owl be theee eeeere.”

We call this color: There Once Was A Man Named Owl Green/Who On Soulful Flying Was Keen/The Women Would Sigh/But He’d Always Decline/And Take Care Of His Daughter, Kelly Green.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 11% one month old
  • 49% one year old
  • 27% > one year old

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  • 1% bought 2
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.