Owlgebra

by Spiritgreen

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Pop Quiz

"Solve for Owl."

1. What is the next term in the geometric sequence 16, -4, 1, 1/4, …?

A. 1/owl
B. owl
C. owl
D. owl/8
E. 1/2 owl

2. The imaginary number i is defined such that i²=-1. What does i+i²+i³+ … +i equal?

A. owl
B. -owl
C. -owl
D. 0…wl

3. A manufacturing company processes raw ore. The number of tons of refined material the company can produce during t days using Process A is A(t) = t²+2t and using Process B is B(t) = 10t. The company has only 7 days to process ore and must choose 1 of the processes. What is the maximum output of refined material, in tons, for this time period?

A. Irrelevant, as the factory must be shut down due to an owl infestation.
B. 70, so long as the workers continue supplying the neighboring owl population with delicious mice and rats.
C. Ore is owls. Owls are all. I see you, even in the dark. Hoo, hoo, I am coming my feathered brothers.
D. Why is this company running so inefficiently? They should use Process Owl. I would fire the employees.
E. It doesn't matter. All we are my friend, is owls in the wind.

Wear this shirt: To class the day you cover the Quadratic Equation.

Don't wear this shirt: If you're confused about what it is because owls don't actually represent variables very well.

This shirt tells the world: "It's because 'owl' sort of sounds like 'al.'"

We call this color: Owlive. See? We can do it, too.

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