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Paint The Town

by Andy Pitts

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 22 - Aug 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Red As A Big Apple

A city starts with a single coat.

A village, maybe. A little town. It’s a nice place to live or a good place to do business. And then, the second coat. Immigrants, or the children of the founders. The people who come with a dream or have never known anywhere else. The people who stay and are determined to stay forever. And they have kids, and then more people arrive, and soon there’s all sorts of paint stuck to the brush because nobody has ever bothered to clean it off. And this goes on and on.

It might be horrible painting technique but it’s great for a city. Then after a few hundred years, you’ve got skyscrapers and mixed architecture. There’s a little bit of 1840 right next to clean new 2008. The building codes are uneven, people see the strange secret gargoyles hidden here and there, and tourists! When they arrive suddenly it becomes “See the earliest known spot of paint still on the brush! Dates back to the very first coat!”

To some, it’s just a dirty old brush that should have been thrown away ages ago, and they’d never want to be a part of it. To the rest, it’s an achievement. It’s an art that’s come alive.

Wear this shirt: when you’ve been brushed off. Who needs that loser anyway? There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Soviet agent trying to take over the city. It’s too complex a joke, nobody’s gonna bother unraveling all the layers. Just wear the dinosaurs and be done with it.

This shirt tells the world: “A city covered in red paint? Still better than Frank Miller’s The Spirit. Hoo, boy, did he misunderstand that character.”

We call this color: If That Drop Gets On The Asphalt You’re Looking At A Fine

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 52.000s
First Sucker:
chubchub12
Last Wooter to Woot:
freakishlyhandsome

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Paint The Town by Andy Pitts
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