You oughta buy billions and billions of these shirts.

Welcome to Klabbernatter Planetarium. We’ll begin the show shortly but first I think you should all know I accidentally ate a slice of strawberry cheesecake. I'm allergic to strawberries. THANKS FOR MIXING UP THE LABELS, DEBBIE! Anyway, I had to take some heavy antihistamines.

uh.

Let’s get started!

ok

If you gaze northwest, you’ll notice Sirius, lovingly known as the Dog Star or just Space Puppy.

eh?

If we draw our attention to the other Alpha Orions, you can see Betelgeuse just over here. Interesting fact about Betelgeuse: It was once arrested on charges of public indecency.

that doesn’t sound…

And of course our tour of the starry night sky wouldn’t be complete without Norman the catfish. He’s right there, next to the planet with the funny hat.

saturn?

Say, did you guys know Ursa Major owes me $30?

hooookay

The lefter star with the cable knit sweatzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

i wonder if i can get a refund

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