imagine the origin story

-PANCAKE MAN: EPISODE 1-

“aw man, i just opened the fridge and there’s nothing good in there for breakfast.”

“that stinks. guess we’ll have to skip - “

STOP RIGHT THERE, MORTALS!

I AM PANCAKEMAN. DON’T SKIP THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY! ENJOY THIS STACK OF FLUFFY WHEATDISCS ON ME.”

“thanks, pancake man!”

-PANCAKE MAN: EPISODE 2-

“honey, you know how i’ve been feeling like total crap for the past three weeks?”

“yeah, you keep talking about it.”

“well, i went to the doctor, and -“

SHE’S PREGNANT, JEREMY! I AM PANCAKEMAN. CONGRATULATIONS.

“i kinda wanted to be the one to tell hi -“

CELEBRATE WITH PANCAKES. HERE. HEY IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR NAMES, I SUGGEST BUTTER.

“thanks?”

-PANCAKE MAN: EPISODE 3-

“bad news, beverley. we’ve run into some real redundancy challenges here and i’m afraid we’re gonna have to do a little downsizing.”

“this is the worst day of my life.”

SHUT UP, BEVERLEY.

“uh?”

I AM PANCAKEMAN. NOTHING MAKES A BAD DAY BETTER THAN A DOZEN BUTTERY FLAPJACKS. EAT UP.”

“i just lost my job.”

NO THANKS NECESSARY. BYE.

tune in next week for more pancake-oriented adventures

[not rly]

Back to top