imagine the origin story
-PANCAKE MAN: EPISODE 1-
“aw man, i just opened the fridge and there’s nothing good in there for breakfast.”
“that stinks. guess we’ll have to skip - “
STOP RIGHT THERE, MORTALS!
“who the f-“
I AM PANCAKEMAN. DON’T SKIP THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY! ENJOY THIS STACK OF FLUFFY WHEATDISCS ON ME.”
“thanks, pancake man!”
-PANCAKE MAN: EPISODE 2-
“honey, you know how i’ve been feeling like total crap for the past three weeks?”
“yeah, you keep talking about it.”
“well, i went to the doctor, and -“
SHE’S PREGNANT, JEREMY! I AM PANCAKEMAN. CONGRATULATIONS.
“i kinda wanted to be the one to tell hi -“
CELEBRATE WITH PANCAKES. HERE. HEY IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR NAMES, I SUGGEST BUTTER.
-PANCAKE MAN: EPISODE 3-
“bad news, beverley. we’ve run into some real redundancy challenges here and i’m afraid we’re gonna have to do a little downsizing.”
“this is the worst day of my life.”
SHUT UP, BEVERLEY.
I AM PANCAKEMAN. NOTHING MAKES A BAD DAY BETTER THAN A DOZEN BUTTERY FLAPJACKS. EAT UP.”
“i just lost my job.”
NO THANKS NECESSARY. BYE.
tune in next week for more pancake-oriented adventures
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