well this is familiar.

You wonder why we’re angry? Where to begin?! We’re former carnivores and now we have to spend like 14 hours a day eating plants - think about that. What if you had to eat salad 14 hours a day, every day, for the rest of your life? Yeah, that would suck, wouldn’t it?? You think we’ve got time for ANYTHING else? You think we’re able to squeeze in an hour for freakin’ ZUMBA? Nope. We barely have the energy for, you know, the bedroom. So most of us just hang out in your zoos, staring at the SAME CELLMATE day in and day out, while children smash their sticky faces against the glass and bored writers watch us on webcams. LIFE STINKS. We’ve had enough. We’re taking over. We’re gonna seize your city. We’re gonna requisition your banks and your grocery stores and your offices. We’re gonna wear your suits. We’re gonna eat your Fatburger. IT’S ALL OURS NOW. Hope you like bamboo.

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