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Pandora’s Friends

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

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3rd place in Derby #95: Pointillism, with 790 votes!

Have you ever wondered where the “girls have cooties” story began? Well, it all goes back to ancient Greece. A young lady named Pandora was sent to earth by an angry jerkface Zeus, and brought plagues and torments to everyone. Of course, everyone would be talking about a day like that.

But a few months later, on the tablets that made up the Greek Internet, there were some conspiracy theorists talking about false flags and the mysterious coincidence that everyone involved was somehow related. And now the story was that it was just a virus that was released to cause a panic.

By the time British archeologists began to steal everything in site, the story was about a bunch of superstitious shepherds who caught a cold and blamed some woman. The archeologist’s children began to reenact the event on the playground. And that set the stage for World War One, where the story was learned by American troops who taught it to their children.

And that’s why, today, all young men preparing for school are required to have a cootie shot.

Wear this shirt: because you’ve offended the gods. Don’t feel bad. Have you read about them? They’re worse than the cast of Gossip Girl. It’ll happen to everyone eventually. Just throw a bull in the fireplace and move on.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve given up hope. Hope’s still there. It’s stuffed in the corner where you can’t see it. Like a pizza box in a dorm room of monsters. And maybe there’s a slice left inside for you!

This shirt tells the world: “BLARRRRRGH! Ha ha ha ha! Scared you, didn’t I?”

We call this color: Seems Like It Should Be On Olive To Be Historically Accurate, But It’s Cranberry. Please Don’t Send Us Death Threats.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 5% second woot
  • 95% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 5% bought 1
  • 90% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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Pandora’s Friends by BootsBoots
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