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Paternity Test

by Alex Solis

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 26 - Jul 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Rails, Off the

I'd watch this talk show. From the safety of my own home.

So, the test has come back, and Mr. Vader, you are the father. 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

How does that make you feel, Mr. Vader?

"I feel no particular emotions."

But what does this mean for you?

"It means nothing."

But you said that if you found out you were the father, you'd change your ways!

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"Silence!"

We're going to take it to the audience. Who's got something they'd like to add?

Yo, I gat somefin to say. You say he the father, but last time I checked, a father be a man, and I ain't never hearda no man that hide behind some big silly mask all day.

YEAHHHHH! CLAPCLAPCLAP!

"What did you say to me?" [Holds out hand]

Oh snap, I feel like I'm choking! This be cray! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!

We'll be back after this commercial break! 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 15.882s
First Sucker:
justllama
Last Wooter to Woot:
welker

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Paternity Test by Alex Solis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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