3rd place in Derby #109: School, with 836 votes!

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Water in the tub drains to the right
To the right
To the right
Water in the tub drains to the right
Allllll through the towwwwwwn

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Baby’s action figures bounce up and down
Up and down
Up and down
The baby’s action figures bounce up and down
allllll through the towwwwwwn

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Evil hitchhiker says “Stop or die.”
“Stop or die.”
“Stop or die.”
The evil hitchhiker says “Stop or die.”
Allllll through the towwwwwwn

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Breast-feeding mothers say “It’s our right!”
“It’s our right!”
“It’s our right!”
The breast-feeding mothers say “It’s our right!”
Allllll through the towwwwwwn

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Infinity Gauntlet’s master says “I am supreme.”
“I am supreme.”
“I am supreme.”
The Infinity Gauntlet’s master says “I am supreme.”
Allllll through the towwwwwwn

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Deadly skull-faced robot says “Chhhhh-haaaaaa.”
“Chhhhh-haaaaaa.”
“Chhhhh-haaaaaa.”
The deadly skull-faced robot says “Chhhhh-haaaaaa.”
Allllll through the towwwwwwn

Wear this shirt: to support increased attention for our society’s public transportation needs.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect that it automatically gives you the right of way.

This shirt tells the world: “Who takes the freakin’ bus after they get the Infinity Gauntlet? That’s so unrealistic. I hope people get fired over that.”

We call this color: C’mon, Baby, Take A Chance With Us, And Meet Me At The Back Of The Royal Blue Bus

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