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Perfectly Upside-Down

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 23 - Nov 24
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Poor Boco

2nd Place in Derby #317: Pockets PLUS bonus IRL Derby, with 266 votes!

Ma, you been messin' with my shirts again?

"Aww, Tony! I was just trying to help! Jeez, you go off spelunking and then come home and leave your dirty clothes on the floor the bathroom. I thought, hey, I'll throw 'em in a load of laundry, so they're not here stinkin' up the whole house!"

Ma, let me live my life!

"You call this a life, Tony? No job! No girlfriend! Still livin' with your momma! Ain't got no ambitions! Just Comin' home from those smelly caves with spider webs in ya hair! Bats nesting in your pockets! That ain't a life, Tony! I tell ya, many a mother woulda kicked you out MONTHS ago! You should be grateful for my generosity!"

Ugh! Just, tell me you didn't throw away my bat, Ma!

"Your bat? YOUR bat?! Pfft! We know what would've happened with that! Everything would be well and good for about a week - A SINGLE WEEK! - and then, you'd get bored, you'd forget about it, and who takes care of it? Your poor MOM! That's who! Well, I wasn't going to let that happen again, not after Boco, YOUR pet squirrel that I had to care for until his untimely death at the hands of the bug zapper, may he rest in peace."


"Sure, shrug it off, why don't ya, Tony? The nerve of ya, I tell ya! Now, go wash your hands! It's time for dinner!"

What are we having?

"Chicken parm, except with turkey instead of chicken, because it was on special. I tell ya, I don't think I can taste the difference!"

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Perfectly Upside-Down by patrickspens
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.