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Periodic Table of the States

by allnsmithee

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 5 - Jan 7
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 2 - Jan 4
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 10 - Jan 13
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Boundaries

3rd place in Derby #337: The Fifty States, with 178 votes.

Hey, Chris, what's with all the boxes?

"Moving."

Um, you know, we have a one year lease...

"It's cool. I found someone to sublet my room."

Okay, but where are you moving?

"Delaware."

Delaware?

"Yeah! Delaware! Great coffee, grunge music, go Mariners!"

Um, that's Seattle, Chris.

"Right. Seattle, Delaware." 

Seattle isn't in Delaware. It's in Washington.

"Oh, sure, if you subscribe to old-fashioned out-of-date cartographic boundaries. Not me, man! I like my maps to be built with science!"

I have no idea what you're talking about. But, you know what, that's okay. Why don't you just tell me about this new roommate.

"He's from Vermont." 

Vermont?

"Yeah. Classic Vermonter! Loves his improv, his deep dish pizza, and above all else, the Cubs!"

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 21.332s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Periodic Table of the States by allnsmithee
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