HA HA, Mr. Pillow Face! Shows what you know! I haven’t slept for four whole days!

That’s right! I’ve been on to you for days! Think you can suck the drool out of my face and steal my secret dreams? Think again!

And for your information, you’re not the only inanimate object to spring to life around here, buster. That toaster has promised, PROMISED, to tell me the secrets of the Cosmos if my hands will just stop shaking long enough to feed it the bread it craves. So back off, head catcher. I’ve stained socks more sinister than you. Now to get rid of this dry mouth with a little more coffee…

Wear this shirt: while wearing your sunglasses at night.

Don’t wear this shirt: at the court hearing about that tiresome restraining order your ex insists on using to play “hard to get back”.

This shirt tells the world: “Psycho Pillow, Qu’est-ce que c’est?”

We call this color: In Royal Blue Dreams, I Walk With You

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