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Pillows Are Creeps

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 26 - Aug 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Sleep Derp

HA HA, Mr. Pillow Face! Shows what you know! I haven’t slept for four whole days!

That’s right! I’ve been on to you for days! Think you can suck the drool out of my face and steal my secret dreams? Think again!

And for your information, you’re not the only inanimate object to spring to life around here, buster. That toaster has promised, PROMISED, to tell me the secrets of the Cosmos if my hands will just stop shaking long enough to feed it the bread it craves. So back off, head catcher. I’ve stained socks more sinister than you. Now to get rid of this dry mouth with a little more coffee…

Wear this shirt: while wearing your sunglasses at night.

Don’t wear this shirt: at the court hearing about that tiresome restraining order your ex insists on using to play “hard to get back”.

This shirt tells the world: “Psycho Pillow, Qu’est-ce que c’est?”

We call this color: In Royal Blue Dreams, I Walk With You

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 21.000s
First Sucker:
Chameleon047
Last Wooter to Woot:
mbaughn

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pillows Are Creeps by Nathan W. Pyle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.