Napoleon discusses his plans before invading Meowscow.

We shall ryde our noble chats into le ground de battle, and ve shall tell zee enemy, 'Mais non! Zis shall not stand!'

"Mais, monsieur general, don'tchoo sink c'est strangement zat we ryde les chats to fight les enemies?"

Explainnez vous-self.

"Well, it'z like, vous know, isn't les chats our enemie primarment?"

Oui.

"But we ride upon les chats, non?"

Oui.

"So, like, if c'est les chats zat we ride et les chats zat we fight, isn't zat strangement, monsieur general?"

Honestly, I don't know how to answer the question because I have no idea what you're saying...

Wear this shirt: if you are... hmmm... how do we say this: are naturally put at a great advantage at doing the limbo.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're tall. This shirt isn't for you.

This shirt tells the world: "If we work together, we can make a difference. By trying to conquer all those other idiots."

We call this color: l'asphalt, non?

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