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Pirate

by flyingmouse365

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Media Purracy

1st Place in Derby #299: Programming & Coding, with 208 votes!

The cat dozed on the windowsill while Human dressed himself in the other room. Suddenly, ears erect, the cat turned to the front door and the sound of footsteps.

"F.B.I.! Open up!" A stern human voice sounded through the small apartment. The cat fled underneath the sofa, its tail a-bristle.

The human, drowsy and alarmed, stumbled out, peered through the peep-hole, and opened the door. He was still in this pajamas.

"Mr. Kallis?"

"Yes."

"You are under arrest under federal piracy charges. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be…"

"…What? What have I done?"

"The warrant claims that, between the hours of 2am and 4am last Tuesday night, you downloaded several copyrighted feature films…"

"…But…"

"…Including 'Stuart Little,' 'The Great Mouse Detective,' and 'Pink Floyd's Laser Showcase,' via torrent client."

"But I didn't download those. I wasn't even awake then."

"Well then, somebody on your network downloaded them. Do you have any roommates?"

"No, it's just me."

"Well then…"

The others escorted Human out, shirtless and aghast. After some time, the cat emerged from beneath the sofa and assumed his former position on the windowsill. The sun came out from behind a cloud and began warming his fur. Dozing off, a wry smile crossed his furry lips.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.667s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
sarfarazbaig

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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