Selling Goldfish By The Pound
Don’t believe me? I’ll show you the picture.
Yeah, that’s it right there. I bet you thought I was telling some sort of fish story . But I wasn’t. I caught that sucker with my own hands. Took a long time, too.
Yeah, everyone was staring at me after a while, but I just ignored them. I stayed steady, and focused. I knew what I wanted and how to get it. I was gonna bring this baby home. And then, after what felt like hours, I had it. I put my ping pong ball right in the bowl. The carnie just shrugged, but I knew he respected me for pulling it off.
Before it went in the bag of water, I had the guy string it up so I could take this picture. Unfortunately, the whole process took a little too long, so the poor fish suffocated. It worked out all right, though, because I still had two balls left. Hey, you want to see the one I finally took home? He’s over here in the…
...aw, man. Guess we gotta go back to the State Fair tomorrow and try again.
Wear this shirt: if your memory is only about eight seconds. That’s roughly the length of a goldfish’s memory. Also, you can wear it if your memory is only about eight seconds. That’s roughly the length of a goldfish’s memory. Or you can wear it if your memory is about eight seconds. That’s roughly the length of a goldfish’s memory. So you’ve got plenty of options. You could even wear it if you memory was only about eight seconds!
Don’t wear this shirt: and lie on your back with your belly up. Someone might try to flush you.
This shirt tells the world: “I grow to the size of my surroundings!”
We call this color: If That’s Just A Baby Blue Maybe You Should Throw It Back
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