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Plumber in the style of Rembrandt

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
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Heavy Hangs The Head That Wears The Crown

2nd place in Derby #67: Video Games Through Art History, with 806 votes!

A warrior carries a great weight. Like so many great leaders, he began as just a working man, a man of the people, answering someone’s call for help. No one would have expected him to climb that building. That monkey was gigantic. It had barrels and fire. How do you fight a fire with a hammer? But he looked up at the half-finished building and said “If not me, who?”

He went to a world designed to kill him. He threw himself into their gladiator combat, racing well-armed cars against monsters and ghosts. He saw his brother, his friends, his pets, all die again and again. He lost count of how many he killed in this grand but pointless crusade.

Yet, through all this, he never stopped being the simple man who understood how pipes fit together. Each year another line appeared on his face, another dream to wake him in the night. He knew one day, far away, there would be no extra mushroom. And maybe, he told himself in the mirror, he deserved it.

This shirt was designed by: tgentry, who looks stunning in those little fox ears and tail. Remember those? That was a really strange period of his life.

Wear this shirt: to show the dignity that a life of battle can bring to a man who is strong enough to excel.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re playing a Final Fantasy game. Oh, look, more talking, how nice.

This shirt tells the world: “Today would be a good day to lose control due to an ill-placed banana.”

We call this color: Black As Wario’s Heart

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Plumber in the style of Rembrandt by tgentry
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